The Sarcastic Intellectual

You're An Idiot

2010-03-13T20:01:00.003-05:00

Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli suspended after pleading guilty to second-degree burglary.

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Awesome Call of Duty Movie

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Made from the cut scenes from Modern Warfare 2:

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Bear Bites Woman's Fingers Off

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...after the dumbass sticks her hand through the bars & feeds him.

Julius Peppers is going to Chicago

2010-03-05T18:58:00.001-05:00

Urlacher AND Peppers? There's a winning season in itself.

I Heart You Trampoline Dog

2010-03-05T00:12:00.000-05:00

Trampoline Dog - watch more funny videos

Porsche 918 Spyder plug-in hybrid concept gets 78 mpg, hits 62 mph in 3.2 seconds

2010-03-02T00:52:00.003-05:00

From AutoBlogGreen.Com

High Jump FAIL

2010-03-01T16:56:00.001-05:00

Cute Blonde Chick Fails at High Jump - Watch more Funny Videos

Real Life Lion King

2010-02-27T13:16:00.002-05:00

What The Crap.

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I just love this photo

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Gotta Go

2010-02-25T12:30:00.001-05:00

Wait for it. Seriously- wait for it...

Router turned into Doorman

2010-02-25T11:12:00.002-05:00

This is freaking awesome. From Endgadget

Luxury Tugboat

2010-02-25T10:59:00.001-05:00

From one of my faves- Gizmodo

A Husband's Revenge

2010-02-24T11:28:00.001-05:00

Retro #64 - Firecracker Gun Prank on Wife - Watch more Break Retro

One of my favorite pranks... NSFW due to the wife's mouth.

You Gotta Love A Good Scaring

2010-02-24T11:23:00.000-05:00

Dad Scares Crap Out Of Son - Watch more Funny Videos

Eagles Release Westbrook

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America: Kicking Ass in Vancouver

2010-02-22T11:26:00.002-05:00

Guys seriously- we're kicking ass this year in Vancouver.

Currently the United States is ahead in the medal count with a total of 24 medals won in this Olympic games. 7 golds, 7 silvers, and 10 bronze medals make up our Olympic winners so far. That's seven more medals than the closest country Germany, and the most medals of every metal (homophone attack!) currently in these Olympic games.

I remember when I was 12 and watching the Lillehammer games. It was the first time in my life I realized that the US wasn't invincible & that there was a great big world out there. We weren't that awesome in 1994- 13 total medals won, 6 were gold, 5 silver, & 2 bronze.

However the past 3 Olympic games- Salt Lake City, Turin, and now Vancouver has shown that the US kicks Olympic ass again. And right now in this country there couldn't be a better time for a pleasant distraction, especially now that football season is over.

Seriously, it's a joy watching these games, and these Olympics have probably been the most watched by myself and friends for sure. It's on every night wherever I'm at, & my amigos & I are cheering for USA wholeheartedly throughout.

US Beats Canada in Olympic Hockey

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Via NBCsports.com

Amazing Backflip

2010-02-22T11:16:00.000-05:00

Goofy-Looking Kid Performs Amazing Backflip - Watch more Funny Videos

That's Why You Don't Talk On Your Phone In Class

2010-02-17T12:49:00.001-05:00

Teacher Destroys Student's Phone - Watch more Funny Videos

Sebastian Janikowski is now officially overpaid

2010-02-17T11:56:00.002-05:00

The Oakland Raiders just signed Sebastian Janikowski to a 16 million dollar contract. Al Davis is out of his mind.

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see more funny facebook stuff!

Kevin Smith Kicked Off Southwest Flight

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Via wwtdd.com

News Reporter Pwned

2010-02-15T18:49:00.000-05:00

Reporter Owned By Sled - Watch more Funny Videos

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Man Viciously Attacked by Pelican

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Ugh I can't watch:

Australian Reporter Attacked Down Under By Pelican - Watch more Funny Videos

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Mosquito Assassinated by a Frickin Laser

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HEADSHOT er... WINGSHOT

from gizmodo.com

Madonna is Better Than You

2010-02-12T12:29:00.002-05:00

I don't care if your tribe has been here for ages... I'm Madonna.

From wwtdd.com

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Huh-Larious.

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A dramatization:

Romanowski Returning to the NFL?

2010-02-10T12:47:00.005-05:00

Bill Romanowski, one of the uber-douches and dirtiest players of the NFL might be hired by the Washingnton Redskins to be their strength & conditioning coach.

From With Leather

Let's Start This Up Again...

2010-02-10T12:06:00.004-05:00

So it's been about 6 months since my last post & my boredom has just broken record levels... thinking it's time to start this baby up again... might have to fiddle with the ignition; turn the key a couple times, coax it into a comfortable idle but I'm missing my blog... so here goes.

Happy 4th ya'll

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20 Old-School Surgical Tools

2009-07-03T13:25:00.002-04:00

These are hemorrhoid forceps. I'm going to throw up now.

Don't break into the house of a 71 year-old boxer

2009-07-02T16:45:00.004-04:00

*The link has the burglar's mugshot- a little gory FYI...*

Seriously? You thought this would be OK?

2009-07-02T16:08:00.005-04:00

CFL player celebrates Touchdown by pretending to be dead Michael Jackson

I Will Finally Buy One

2009-06-30T13:49:00.002-04:00

Sony Placing PS3 SLIM Manufacturing Orders For Delivery in July?

Website Discovery

2009-06-30T13:18:00.002-04:00

If you like stuff I like head over to Kotaku.com

WoW Players Can Soon Change Sides

2009-06-30T13:05:00.002-04:00

Personally I think this is brilliant as long as it's delegated to specific realms.

Just something to think about...

2009-06-30T13:01:00.002-04:00

New Orleans could be underwater by 2100

Pelican Eats A Pigeon

2009-06-30T12:33:00.001-04:00

I'm on a roll with these videos of animals eating other animals:

Cow Eats A Baby Chick

2009-06-30T12:31:00.000-04:00

Don't watch if you like cute things.

Weapons Made in Prison

2009-06-28T14:25:00.002-04:00

From Mark Steinmetz Photography

Melted Ice Cream Truck

2009-06-28T14:24:00.002-04:00

AWESOME

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Billy Mays Found Dead in Florida Home

2009-06-28T13:04:00.002-04:00

This week has been nuts

Haha.

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EMBED-Detailed Rube Goldberg Nutshot - Watch more free videos

Awesome Desert Home

2009-06-26T20:35:00.001-04:00

I would live here.

First image of a memory being made

2009-06-26T20:30:00.003-04:00

Fluorescent proteins changed color when cells formed memories

Incredible Acting Required

2009-06-26T10:14:00.002-04:00

... to break the hearts of 2 children

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sick pic

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1947-2009

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amazing.

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Hilariously Stupid

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That's What She Said

2009-06-24T13:59:00.000-04:00

Cats. On drugs.

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Sharp Sword+ Baseball= AWESOME

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Awesome Knockout

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What...the...crap...

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Chinese woman boiled man's head to cure daughter's psychiatric problems

DROOL

2009-06-21T00:38:00.001-04:00

Good Times.

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via oliviamunn.com

Archery Fail? Or ILLUUUUUSIIIOOOONNNN???

2009-06-20T11:00:00.001-04:00

from Russia's Got Talent

Tony Hawk Manuals Down the White House Hall

2009-06-20T10:56:00.002-04:00

Crazy Bat-Swing-Catch-Thingy

2009-06-19T13:44:00.000-04:00

Watch Crazy Baseball Spin Swing and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Toys From our Childhood in the Movies of Today

2009-06-19T13:33:00.001-04:00

Toy Movies

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Addicting Game

2009-06-19T13:23:00.001-04:00

Test your architectural prowess with Cargo Bridge.

This is Nuts Yo

2009-06-18T22:58:00.004-04:00

Photos of the goings on in Iran

Sascha Baren Cohen is simply nuts

2009-06-18T20:45:00.001-04:00

<--Here's Proof

Do you want this?

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Then that makes at least 2 of us.

I might just need her in my life

2009-04-13T00:32:00.002-04:00

How Do You Deal With Your Daughter's Rapist?

2009-02-25T14:16:00.002-05:00

You light his ass on fire.

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Does anybody else wanna see this movie? HOLY CRAP

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Gilly...

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Japanese Garfield

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Puking From the Cuteness

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America... Eff Yeah!!!

2009-02-04T14:05:00.006-05:00

Some good news on the Eastern front:

Al Qaeda leadership decimated, complete defeat foreseeable

David After the Dentist

2009-02-04T11:29:00.001-05:00

Insane Tricycle Backflip

2009-01-30T16:21:00.000-05:00

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's THUMBMAN

2009-01-29T12:20:00.001-05:00

Awesome Ant Colony

2009-01-28T23:23:00.001-05:00

Some guys got bored and poured ten tons worth of cement down an ant hole.

Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder - Watch more Animal Videos

2009-01-28T20:57:00.001-05:00

Miller High Life to Have One Second Super Bowl Commercial

2009-01-28T15:09:00.003-05:00

A six-pack of High Life costs like 50 cents so it's no surprise that they're only paying for one second of ad time during the Super Bowl.

Proof There's More Than Just One Idiot In Iran

2009-01-28T14:29:00.001-05:00

Iran's government spokesman on Tuesday branded the Holocaust a "big lie" created to place the Islamic republic's arch-foe Israel in the Middle East

OMG What A Sore Effin Loser

2009-01-27T12:04:00.003-05:00

Today while perusing some of my favorite blogs I logged onto withleather.com and came across this post about an article written by Mr. Charles P. Pierce on slate.com. Apparently Mr. Pierce is downright angry that the Arizona Cardinals are playing in the Super Bowl.

I need to point out this guy is a douche.

Pierce is from Boston- let's get that little tidbit out in the open- so it's no surprise that his major complaint for the Cardinals' Super Bowl appearance was the whooping that the Patriots gave them at the end of the season as well as the Cardinals' loss to the Jets, which was a blowout until the fourth quarter. He just can't believe that a team from a desert climate would have trouble playing in 20 degree weather; the game against the Patriots was in fact played in an effing blizzard.

He also likes to use big words- words like "festoon" and "jingoistic". Do I know what jingoistic means? Of course not: I'm not an a-hole. I will however admit to the fact that I love using colons, semi-colons, and dashes in my writing. :;-:;-

Probably the greatest reason he gives for the Cardinals' mediocrity is the division they play in.

Ummm Mr. Pierce have you seen the AFC East lately? (this is another thing I do- I like the one sentence paragraph)

The Patriots have been riding a wave of free passes until this year. They have had six guaranteed wins for the past six seasons. When they finally receive some competition they crap themselves. Never mind Tom Brady. A quarterback doesn't make your defense suck. Age sure does, and it crept up on your secondary in Super Bowl XLII. It's only a matter of time before your linebacker corps all have Just For Men commercials.

And, of course, the real reason the Cardinals are still playing in February is the fact that they won clutch games. Did the Patriots win any clutch games this year? Nope- that is the undeniable reason why they're not in the playoffs. I wonder if Pierce actually watched the Cardinals' playoff games. He would've seen a secondary make some spectacular catches and frustrate Delhomme into making horrible throws. He also would've seen a team lose themselves only to regain their composure in the fourth quarter. Of course Pierce wouldn't know that- he's into the NFL conspiracy about profit gains and passing the torch- of course the level of competition in the NFL has nothing to do with the salary cap. The only admirable thing one can find in Mr. Pierce's article is the fact that he praises Larry Fitzgerald. I don't how he got that right- either a lucky guess or he actually listened to the announcers that he chided with hyperbole at the top of his article.

I want to know why people would read Mr. Pierce's crap enough to give him a job writing it. I have faith in the people of Boston. The time is now, and you know what to do- when you see this sore loser's remarks in print simply look the other way.

:-;-:-;-:-:

Nature is Badass

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