There's nothing on TV right now and I'm bored. So I turn on the MLS Cup which is on ABC to watch the New England Revolution play the Houston Dynamos. I'm watching for no more than two minutes when this douche (see above) flops on the ground like he got hit by a bus. When he doesn't get a whistle he throws a mini tantrum then runs to his side of the field, pushes down a defender, gets a foul called on himself, and then holds his hands to his mouth as if he has witnessed the ref commit a cardinal sin.
This is why Americans can't watch soccer; bitches be playing this sport. It's also why less people watch the NBA , what with Manu Ginobili, Bruce Bowen, Robert Horry, and Tony Parker collapsing to the ground with the slightest breeze (coincidence all these players are on the same team? Of course not.).
But I digress; Khano Smith looks and plays like a whiny ass. Plus, his name is similar to a Mortal Kombat character's name. But if Khano (not the cybernetic Kano) was in a tounament composed of the greatest fighters from our world and beyond he would always be a flawless victory.
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