Douchebag of the Weak

Did you like the pun in the title? Yeah I know, it's hilarious and witty- like British humour.

After a week of hiatus may I present to you this week's douchebag:



Personally, I think this dude could pass for cool. Don't get me wrong: it's a nice shirt with a slightly stupid tie I could overlook- we could say his boyfriend told him to wear it. I mean, from the bottom of the photo he starts out smooth sailing.

Until you get to the face.

First of all, the "mouth slightly agape" pose only works for naked/semi-naked chicks. Top it off with one-size-too-big golden pirate earrings and the desire to keep your glasses on while a photo is being taken can only be resolved into one phrase:

"what a douche"