Man Claims Hospital Forced Rectal Exam

You hit your head? Let me stick my finger in your butt:

Brian Persaud, 38, said in court papers that after he denied a request by NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital emergency room employees to examine his rectum, he was "assaulted, battered and falsely imprisoned."

His lawyer, Gerrard M. Marrone, said Tuesday that his client was injured while working at a construction site in midtown Manhattan on May 20, 2003, and at the hospital later he got eight stitches for a cut over his eyebrow.

Then, Marrone said, emergency room staffers insisted on examining his rectum and held him down while he begged, "Please don't do that." He said Persaud hit a doctor while flailing around and staffers gave him an injection, which knocked him out, and performed the rectal exam.

Persaud woke up handcuffed to a bed and with an oxygen tube down his throat, the lawyer said, and spent three days in a detention center.

And then Bruce Willis broke in and cut people up with a katana? Most people think Tarantino has a vivid imagination; I say he satirizes real life. That's what all the masters do. For example I'm a master because I made the angry words like "rectum" and "examine" a menacing red while I made Mr. Persaud's pleas of mercy a vibrant, sprite-y yellow. Van Gogh ain't got shit on me.

Thanks Eyewitness News 3